I dont know which is worse today. The pain in my joints, the fatigue which is another part of my illness, or this nasty anxiety which is killing my brain. Played a bit of 'COD' until my hands got too painful, but my mind is all over the place. Anyway..................
Pop musicians play few chords to many people, while Jazz musicians play many chords to few people.
The matron at a school finds a used 'Johnny' in the playground. She announces this to the 100 pupils, and 99 go 'Oh my word' while 1 goes 'HaHaHaHa'. The matron then says 'but there was a hole in it'. 99 pupils go 'HaHaHaHa' while 1 goes 'Oh my word'.
'Aerobics' makes the heart grow..................................'Fonda'.
A Rabbit was giving instructions on crossing the road to the younger members of the pack. He said 'If you see a car, just stand between the headlights and curl up into a ball' The First young Rabbit does as he says, and the car goes over it safely and so on. After a few goes. One of the Rabbits does as instructed, but gets flattened. The old Rabbit says 'You don't see many Reliant Robins usually'.
Whats the difference between a 'Slimmer' and a 'Virgin'.? One's trying to diet..........................
Whats the difference between a 'Long distance runner and Fanny Cradock'.? .....................Ones a pant in the country.............................................
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